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Titel: Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border...
Indlæg af: SVingman efter Juli 11, 2006, 11:23:01 am
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily: "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
Titel: Sv: Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border...
Indlæg af: Rasmus efter Juli 11, 2006, 11:25:53 am
ROFL :lol: længe siden jeg har moret mig så meget, over så lidt tekst.... good one :!:
Titel: Re: Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border...
Indlæg af: B2 efter Juli 11, 2006, 11:26:31 am
God humor !

 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Titel: Re: Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border...
Indlæg af: Coyote efter Juli 11, 2006, 01:59:52 pm
haha

ja den hørte til i den sjawe ende  :P
Titel: Re: Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border...
Indlæg af: Capone efter Juli 11, 2006, 04:35:37 pm
Hehehe, Me Luigi, me lika!  :grin: